he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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