I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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