I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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