the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
