farters have to be the big spoon...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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