you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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