I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Brb crying the tears of my youth
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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