I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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