I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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