brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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