I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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