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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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