what if I'm pregnant?
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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