How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
