O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't believe i had my finger in that
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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