So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My vagina is very pro this idea
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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