Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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