I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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