why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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