I smell stomach acid.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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