you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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