Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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