my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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