My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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