You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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