margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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