He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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