I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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