operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
NoShamevember. You game?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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