Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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