He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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