If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Pooping to opera.
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