Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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