I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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