Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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