Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
