Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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