oh god the rape fog is back!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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