I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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