stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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