so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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