I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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