Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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