everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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