You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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