so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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