hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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