yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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