just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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