im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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