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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies

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(972): View more from Texas

I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning

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(360): View more from Washington

Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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(+61): View more from Australia

did i walk over a car last night?

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(305): View more from Florida

I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.

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