And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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