She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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