Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
