everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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