idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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